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Friday, July 30, 2010

Recent conversations with a 2 year old

CONVERSATION #1
Bennett: " Mommy i went potty"..."Can i have a cookie?"
Mommy: " Bennett why didnt you tell me you needed to go....you get a cookie only if you go in the potty and not in your pants."....
Bennett: "I went in the grass like Zeal does"...
Mommy: " Only doggies and animals go pee pee in the grass....
Bennett:"I want to wear a diaper".....

(Thus goes potty training)

CONVERSATION #2

Bennett: "Mommy, Amos has my digger i dont want him to have my digger.
Mommy: "Amos is getting bigger and you are going to have to share your toys...
Bennett: "Maybe when Amos is bigger he can go away"....

Conversation # 3

Mommy: " i cant hold you and Amos at the same time..you're going to have to walk"
Bennett: "Mommy hold me...i am going to get bigger"...

( thus mommy holds both in arms while walking, eyes filled with tears.,..knowing he's right ...)

Conversation #4

Mommy and Daddy: " The thunder is loud outside isnt it?...Does the noise scare you?"
Bennett: " No".....(as he jumps on bed and lets out a loud toot/fart)
Bennett: "I made thunder".....


( Daddy laughs and beams with pride..that's his boy)







4 comments:

Mollie said...

And, now I'm crying. Oh, Conversation #3..

Kellie Lutito said...

Oh my goodness. I'm laughing sooo hard. I needed this on a Monday morning. Almost spit my coffee out.

The Musician said...

B is a riot! And as for peeing in the grass, we are all about it! Alice has many stories about Evan concerning this subject. All very funny.

Nysewanders said...

My Brother chose to pee on a bush outside the dentist office once when he was like 4 or 5... awesome! i was about to cry after conv. # 2 and then I totally cracked up after reading # 3... JM is going to think I'm hysterical. Love!