CONVERSATION #1
Bennett: " Mommy i went potty"..."Can i have a cookie?"
Mommy: " Bennett why didnt you tell me you needed to go....you get a cookie only if you go in the potty and not in your pants."....
Bennett: "I went in the grass like Zeal does"...
Mommy: " Only doggies and animals go pee pee in the grass....
Bennett:"I want to wear a diaper".....
(Thus goes potty training)
CONVERSATION #2
Bennett: "Mommy, Amos has my digger i dont want him to have my digger.
Mommy: "Amos is getting bigger and you are going to have to share your toys...
Bennett: "Maybe when Amos is bigger he can go away"....
Conversation # 3
Mommy: " i cant hold you and Amos at the same time..you're going to have to walk"
Bennett: "Mommy hold me...i am going to get bigger"...
( thus mommy holds both in arms while walking, eyes filled with tears.,..knowing he's right ...)
Conversation #4
Mommy and Daddy: " The thunder is loud outside isnt it?...Does the noise scare you?"
Bennett: " No".....(as he jumps on bed and lets out a loud toot/fart)
Bennett: "I made thunder".....
( Daddy laughs and beams with pride..that's his boy)
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4 comments:
And, now I'm crying. Oh, Conversation #3..
Oh my goodness. I'm laughing sooo hard. I needed this on a Monday morning. Almost spit my coffee out.
B is a riot! And as for peeing in the grass, we are all about it! Alice has many stories about Evan concerning this subject. All very funny.
My Brother chose to pee on a bush outside the dentist office once when he was like 4 or 5... awesome! i was about to cry after conv. # 2 and then I totally cracked up after reading # 3... JM is going to think I'm hysterical. Love!
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